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tales to tell.

March 27, 2009

New element found!

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE!
Element : Women
Symbol : Wo+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200kg.
Atomic number: unknown. That's why men have no idea how to handle them.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Boils at room temperature.
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

*COMMON USES*
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

*TESTS*
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

*POTENTIAL HAZARD*
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.

*!! WARNING !!*
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS. THE ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD.

Hahas. :)
by ツバサ at 8:52:00 PM
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the 09S2 preiodic table.

iskandar aka AI
ashvin
yuan sheng
dian
jin jie
been ting
jasmine
wen jie
jihan
jesslynlee
keet
dao jian
maxin
hafidz
shariff
adib
afiq
mun aka kensei
nichen
syafiqah
jannah
sanjiv
shabnam
anling
joel
diyana
srini
jaz aka ツバサ
bryan
towfiq
vino
glenn

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